Ok, I know this is blog, but I still like things to be in a certain order. And by that, I mean in the right order. So here it is.
Categories: Dreams and Non-Dreams
NON-DREAMS:
A Special Fart. One I View Lovingly.
Sleeping On Your Deathbed or Yes, Those Are My Great-Grandfather’s Teeth In A Jar, On My Shelf
These Irish Peepers Give Others The Creepers
Headache-O-Meter
My Pretty, My Precious
Thanks For The Chuckle, Even Now, Ed.
My Pretty, My Precious: An Update
Proof That Not Only My Mother Reads My Blog. And, This Other Person LIKES It.
How Could I Not Dream About The Accident?
We Wants It, We Needs It. Must Have The Precious.
Heather, The Sleepwalker: An Introduction
An Un-Sexy Sleeper
Izzint Bloggeen Grate?
A Bit Of Gray Peeking Out
Heather, The Sleepwalker: A Brief History
Sleep Deprivation Can Make You Do Stupid Things. Or, Maybe I Have ADD.
Grouchy Pants. Or, Grouchy No-Pants.
Ghosts of Blogging Past
Saturday Mournings
The New Normal, or, Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming!
How Pregnancy Is Turning Me Into My Husband
The Traveling Pants
Smile. Scowl. Cry (sad). Smile. Laugh. Cry (happy).
Well, Shit, That Doesn’t Sound Good.
On Gratitude and Compassion.
I Stalk My Family When They Sleep. And Take Pictures.
An Ode To My Nasal Irrigation System
An Open Valentine to Mr. Grouch
The Accidental Marathoner
Top 10 Things Infertiles Want You To Shut The Fuck Up About
Depression is Analogous to Treading Water
Nine Ways I’m Going To Be Annoying When I’m Old
Camping Trips as Spousal Screenings
A Comprehensive Pre-Pregnancy To-Do List
Parenting: Reasons To Panic #1: Jogging With Baby
DREAMS:
Dream # 1: Pregnant, Homeless Druggie, Gwyneth Paltrow
Dream #2: A Vacation, A Bloody Knife and Mean Friends
Dream #3: A Spider, A Nautilus and Spontaneous Combustion
Dream #4: School Board Room, Dunce Cap, Kicking White Horse
Dream #5: Kelsey Grammer, Swimming and Portobello Mushrooms
Dream #6: McDonalds Hashbrowns and Metal Robots
Dream #7: Blood Drawn, Bartending, Beheading, Blood Cell Cartoons
Dream #8: Earthquakes, Dangerous Jewelry, Lots of Evil Villains
Dream #9: Little Boy and Burning Blimps
Dream # 10: Greek Dancing on the Moon and Mononucleosis
Dream #11: Kegger, Special Cookies, Cheap Dresses and Submerged Cars
Dream #12: Personified Cheesecake
Dream #13: Ear Tucks, Great-Grandfather Ed and Hair Made Out of Yarn
Dream #14 : To Burn Or Not To Burn
