Ok, I know this is blog, but I still like things to be in a certain order. And by that, I mean in the right order. So here it is.
Categories: Dreams and Non-Dreams
Sleeping On Your Deathbed or Yes, Those Are My Great-Grandfather’s Teeth In A Jar, On My Shelf
Nyquil is the Antichrist
These Irish Peepers Give Others The Creepers
We Wants It, We Needs It. Must Have The Precious.
Heather, The Sleepwalker: A Brief History
The New Normal, or, Pinch Me, I Must Be Dreaming!
How Pregnancy Is Turning Me Into My Husband
You Need Sleep!
I Stalk My Family When They Sleep. And Take Pictures.
An Ode To My Nasal Irrigation System
An Open Valentine to Mr. Grouch
Underwater Soap Opera
Top 10 Things Infertiles Want You To Shut The Fuck Up About
Call Me A Fanfaron This Week
Depression is Analogous to Treading Water
Nine Ways I’m Going To Be Annoying When I’m Old
Camping Trips as Spousal Screenings
A Comprehensive Pre-Pregnancy To-Do List
Parenting: Reasons To Panic #1: Jogging With Baby
Dream # 1: Pregnant, Homeless Druggie, Gwyneth Paltrow
Dream #2: A Vacation, A Bloody Knife and Mean Friends
Dream #3: A Spider, A Nautilus and Spontaneous Combustion
Dream #4: School Board Room, Dunce Cap, Kicking White Horse
Dream #5: Kelsey Grammer, Swimming and Portobello Mushrooms
Dream #6: McDonalds Hashbrowns and Metal Robots
Dream #7: Blood Drawn, Bartending, Beheading, Blood Cell Cartoons
Dream #14 : To Burn Or Not To Burn